The Williams house hold has been searching for the five steps to financial freedom. Meredith has been tighting our fiscal belt as she has slaved over a budget for our family.  As a loving husband (who is also an all knowing Doctor with a degree in business) I decided to step-in to help. Get your pen and paper because these our Bryan's complete guide to personal prosperity distilled down to 5 easy steps.

1) Some things you must pay for even when you know it is not possible. We call these payments of fatih, Futures in Faith. Examples, Tithing and a daily 44 ouncer of soda. We do not know how we can afford it, but we know we cant afford not to.

2) 50 cent king size candy bar are not an expense! It is an investment in happiness.

3) Donating plasma is a part time job. No tempt agency needed. Resumes not required. They even discourage previous work experiences. Where else will they give you 45 dollars and ask you to not come back to work for another 2 weeks. Plasma Plus we love you. Only if they offered benefits, then we would be set for life.

4) Money made out of the budget, is spent out of the budget. Meredith: "Bryan, where are you getting the money for all those big gulps, and stop leaving the cups in the car." Bryan: " I just sit outside of the gas station during my lunch break holding my sign." Sign, " Need work money soda!!"

5) Don't spend less, just make more.

Sincerly,
An almost all knowing Doctor who majored in business

P.S.
The next article will be on why Medicine (Drugs) is better then a healthy diet and exercise.